Here are some of the interesting things I've heard whilst travelling the Sword Coast. I hope you enjoy them

Statements

Priest of Oghma: "Wisdom is only possessed by the Learned"

Winthrop: "My Hotel's as clean as an Elven arse!"

Khalid: "I prefer these long periods of relaxation. Lovely day for it."

Jan Jansen: "Beware! Your knees are mine!"

Yoshimo: "Be doubly careful. I'm sure all manner of stupid mousetraps await our toes in the dark."

Safana: "Between two evils, I always choose the one I haven't tried."

Xzar: "I've seen rabbits with feet like Dragons! 'Tis true, I Swear!"

Xzar: "I've wanted infravision, like the elves . . . but it's more than just taking their eyes"

Neera (Enhanced Edition): "There's bandits! Vicious, magic bandits! And they must have gone to advanced bandit school or something."

Oogie Wisham:"Recent evidence suggests that a barrel full of monkeys is not half as much fun as previously claimed, and is in fact rather horrifying!"

Xzar: "Smiles, everyone, smiles! This is like some great fantasy!"

Garrick sings when scared:
"Brave, brave Sir Garrick, Sir Garrick led the way. Brave, brave Sir Garrick, Sir Garrick ran away!"

Jaheira's farewell to Khalid: "Silvanus guide the light to the source. Take this man to what he justly deserves. By nature's will, what was given is returned; what was turmoil is now peace. Khalid of my heart, let my love guide the way."

Quotes by Minsc

Butt-kickin' for GOODNESS!

Live by the sword! Live a good long time!

Jump on my sword while you can, evil! I won't be as gentle!

When the going gets tough, someone hold my rodent.

Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, watch it! I'm huge!

There be safety in numbers, and I am two or three at least.

Minsc to Jaheira, when she finds Khalid's body: "A brave man has fallen here, but that is no cause to hurl insults at the living. Here, Boo shall comfort you."

Those who bury the living must be buried by our righteous fury! Woe betide those who would flout justice! So says Minsc, though "betide" was Boo's word.

Minsc's outrage about slavers: "More children kept as slaves! Boo is outraged by the evil that leaps about this city like a hot-footed weasel!"

Minsc to Slavers: "What?! They have no shame in trading the lives of others?! Evil, meet my trusty sword! Sword: MEET EVIL!!"

Minsc's response to Dorn's mistrust (BG Enhanced Edition): "You dare to call Boo a GERBIL! Take back your much-malignant accusation lest the mighty boots of justice leap and bound across the territory of your backside!"

This behaviour must not continue! Feel the burning stare of my hamster and change your ways!

Make way Villainy! Hero, coming through!

Ooh! To take swords against monsters of great evil! Already I feel Boo wriggling in excited anticipation!

Neera (Enhanced Edition): . . ."Also, the flute sometimes turns me into a hamster."
Minsc's reply: "Did you hear that, Boo? Maybe she will turn into a hamster, and we will have a little friend for you to wrassle!"

Minsc to Valygar: "Be welcome, brother of the woods! Together, you and boo and I shall stride forward to crush all evil in our wake! Woe betide evil!"

I have lost myself in your words but Boo thinks you are just ducky.

Look, Boo - everyone knows now! See how his fame spreads like a scented cloud from your furry backside when you've had one too many crackers!

Camaraderie, adventure and steel on steel. The stuff of legends! Right, Boo?

Ahh. . . we are all heroes; you and Boo and I. Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!

Good versus evil

Jaheira to Xzar:
"You are amusing . . . in a what the hell is wrong with you kind of way."

Xzar's reply:
"I'll not be mocked, thou most slanderous harlot!"

Khalid to Montaron:
"I don't want to seem confrontational but could you be a little less . . .well. . .evil?"

Montaron's reply:
"Yer wit be as sharp as my blade! Do we exchange jabs or will ye cease yer prattle?!"

Khalid to Montaron:
"I had thought none could be so beyond the bounds of goodness. Certainly you need help."

Montaron's reply:
"I've suffered yer company as long as I'm going to! Ye could be Harpers, the way ye irritate me so!"

Xzar's response to Montaron's death: Montaron! I . . .I never loved you!

Montaron's response to Xzar's death: "And the mad wizard falls! Saves me the trouble!"